The fishbowl is not a place for the happy or even for the content. Do not expect to be welcomed with open arms. Everything you thought you knew is wrong. In the before exams, friends are turned into mortal enemies, savagely defending their 3x2 territory.
Do not make eye contact.
Do not smile.
Back away slowly and let the unwashed sulk over their textbooks in peace.
I've been in the fishbowl for 3 hours now and I think some of my friends have turned to stone. They literally haven't moved for hours. I don't want to get too close though lest I wake the beast...
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